50 Ultimate Famous List of Major Payne Quotes

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Major Payne Quotes
Major Payne Quotes

Major Payne Quotes


” Got no worries, got no stress.

Major Payne


“Nobody’s leaving here until you turds get this course down to 80 seconds.”

– Major Payne


“Let me tell you something ass-eyes. Let me tell you all something. War has made me very paranoid! And when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to kill!”

– Major Payne


“You hit that boy again, I’m gonna do more than salute you.”

– Major Payne


“I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing.”

– Emily Walburn


“Let me tell you something, I am not your damn brother!”

– Major Payne


Major Payne Quotes


“You’re still a shit sandwich. You’re just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!”

– Major Payne


“You hold it, or else I’ll break it off, and kick it around on the ground!”

– Major Payne


“You’d better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all!”

– Drug Lord


“Who’s the person that got me this blood on this lip? Who’s responsible? Don’t all run at once. Maybe no one’s responsible. I just had it comin’!”

– Major Payne


“Now you might feel a little pressure.”

– Major Payne


“Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.”

– Major Payne


“One! Don’t you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don’t you ever make jokes about me behind my back, or else I’ll stomp you into the ground.”

– Major Payne


“Don’t push the ‘maybes,’ baby.”

– Major Payne


“Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!”

– Cadet Kevin Dunn


“From my heart left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife.”

– Major Payne


Major Payne Famous Quotes


“He’s trying to show you some affection.”

– Emily Walburn


“A bullet. It’s somethin’ special. It’s from my heart.”

– Major Payne


“He makes us squat when we piss.”

– Major Payne


“Got to earn my right to be called a man.”

– Major Payne


Major Payne: ” What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.


Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!


Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.


Emily: Excuse me, what did you say?


Major Payne: I didn’t stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM.


Emily: I don’t call it babying, I call it nurturing.


Major Paynee Quotes Inspirational


Major Payne: And I call it neutering.


Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE!


Major Payne: I ain’t frigid.


Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me.


Major Payne: Got no worry, got no stress!


Major Payne: ‘Cause we feel good in a dress.


Major Payne: Major Payne’s a major diss.


Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss.


Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care.


Major Payne: I’m just a bald headed son of a b*tch without hair.


Major Payne: I tell ya, ladies, you’re the prettiest cadets under my command. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne.


“See now, what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to challenge my authority! I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-disciplined cadet unit! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me! You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or even dig in your butts without my say-so! Know this… killing is my business ladies, and business is good!”

– Major Payne


“Aw, phooey! Don’t you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Little Red Riding Hood! The Three Little Pigs! Spike Lee! The Little Rascals! How about the Little Engine That Could!”

– Major Payne


Random Major Payne Quotes


“I am not your damn brother! Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now!”

– Major Payne


“I tell ya, ladies, you’re the prettiest cadets under my command. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne.”

– Major Payne


“Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?”

– Major Payne


“Well, that’s all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off!”

– Major Payne


“Well, let me tell you somethin’, ass-eyes. Let me tell you all somethin’. War has made me very paranoid! And when a man gets to eyeballin’ me, it makes my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill.”

– Major Payne


[Major Payne is in jail when General Decker visits him. After motioning him to use the phone handle on his prison side the two face each other.]


General Decker: Payne, what happened? You’ve only been out one week.


Major Payne: It’s civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback.


Quotes From Major Payne


General Decker: Listen, I’ve made some calls and I have an assignment for you. It’s not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.


[Payne smiles at the thought of being back in the military unaware that the assignment Decker is taking about will take him to Madison school.]


Major Payne: [Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to valid my authority! I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline unit. From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good!


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