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Curly Hair Quotes


“I wanted to try a new short hairstyle and then I become a jane doe even to myself.”

– Unknown


“Natural hairs give you the freedom, express your attitude and make you feel carelessness!”

– Unknown


“Those women deserve a prize who proudly wear the natural hair and be comfortable with it.”

– Unknown


“Your hair generated as much oil that would be enough to make the fried chicken.”

– Unknown


“Girls with red hair become irritated to explain to everyone that their hair color is not natural, they soak it in the blood every night.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“I hate to buy a wig to wear that’s why I cut my long hair and make a wig to wear.”

– Unknown


“Hairstylists are like: disasters becomes a new style to follow.”

– Unknown


“Having good natural hair is not easy. A lot of artificial things are needed to make it more natural.”

– Unknown


“It is said that the first impression comes from the hair and the shoes. So concentrate on these things and express your personality.”

– Unknown


“The people whoever says that money can’t buy happiness surely never visit a hairdresser.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“Good hair is the best revenge and speaks louder than the word.”

– Unknown


“Love is in the hair. Let your hair down and let’s have fun.”

– Unknown


“A lot of people make hair contact before eye contact.”

– Unknown


“I have a new hairstyle today and it’s called “I tried my best”.”

– Unknown


“Your hair is the crown that makes you the queen you are.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“Let your hair be the window to the world inside your mind.”

– Unknown


“Messy hair is just what happens when you have a wild heart.”

– Unknown


“Your hairstyle shows how ready you are for the day.”

– Unknown


“Your heart shows itself through your hair.”

– Unknown


Quotes About Hair


“To get to my heart, you need to be careful with my hair.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“To caress your hair is to clean the crown you’ll wear to rule the world.”

– Unknown


“If your hair looks great, then you should probably go show it off.”

– Unknown


“Long hairstyles are cascades of happiness and joy.”

– Unknown


“Your hair shines the way your heart loves.”

– Unknown


“Your hair can give you the freedom to act powerfully; it can make you feel like a queen; it can make others bow to you, as long as you care about it and show yourself, such love, with action.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“Good hair is your way to show the world how loving you can be; it is your way to tell the world that no matter what happens, you´ll keep being happy, so take care of it.”

– Unknown


“A good hairstyle can always bring you back from sorrow. Good hair heals you and transforms you, so maybe when you are sad, all you need is a new hairstyle.”

– Unknown


“To change your hair is to change yourself, so when life demands change and action, one must first change his/her hair. New hair means new horizons.”

– Unknown


“Your hair is your greatest ally; it protects you from the cold; it can change your mood no matter how bad it is, but overall it can make you feel beautiful and powerful. Never neglect it.”

– Unknown


“Your hairstyle speaks its own language; it can tell people to come toward you, or it can tell them to back away from you, so it can be your greatest ally if you want to meet people or keep them out.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

Funny Hair Quotes


“When a powerful hairstyle stands behind you, nothing can stop you, for people will look at you, they will respect you, and the world may bow to you.”

– Unknown


“If your hair is a disaster, that only means something new and improved can grow out of it, and with new hair comes the new woman.”

– Unknown


“Good hair shows many things; it shows the character of the woman wearing it; it shows her strength and virtue, and her capacity for love, so to make a good impression, a good hairstyle is a must.”

– Unknown


“The way you wear your hair is the way you feel with the world; it can produce attraction and feelings of power, or it can produce the opposite as well. Take care of your hair, and you’ll take care of yourself.”

– Unknown


“If your hair is wild then you might as well accept it before it bites your finger.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“This morning I woke up with the “I’m not in the mood” hairstyle.”

– Unknown


“Today I feel like I should buy myself a new hair and be done with it.”

– Unknown


“Some girls wear their messy hair like queens, I let my hair messy and look like cruella de vil.”

– Unknown


“I feel like if I loosen my hair someone would try to talk to me in cavemen jive.”

– Unknown


“You’re never fully dressed without great hair.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“I love my hair because… it’s a reflection of me and me is beautiful.”

– Unknown


“Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.”

– Hubert De Givenchy


“When my hair looks good: 3%- at school, 7%- at home, 90%- right before I’m about to shower.”

– Unknown


Inspirational Hair Quotes


“Grey hair is hereditary. We get it from our children.”

– Unknown


“I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.”

– Unknown


“Grey hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon, silvering over the evening of life.” – John Paul.


“It’s your hair. Do whatever you want.”

– Unknown


“I don’t have gray hair. I have wisdom highlights.”

– Unknown


“Hair doesn’t make the woman but good hair definitely helps.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“When your hair won’t listen to you and it’s a mess and you’re just like???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??”

– Unknown


“Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re strands of glitter growing from my head.”

– Unknown


“Good hair days make me feel like I can rule the world.”

– Unknown


“a woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”

Coco Chanel


“Life is too short to have boring hair.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.”

– Unknown


“Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.”

– Unknown


“If my 22 inch hair hits you when I flipped it, then you are 22 inches too close to me. Back up.”

– Unknown


“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”

– Kahlil Bibran


“The shorter the hair the harder they stare.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.”

-Barbara Bush


“You can’t expect to always have a good hair day!”

– Unknown


Some More Quotes About Hair


“Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don’t feel like we do.”

– Cat Deeley


“A little gray hair is a small price to pay for this much wisdom.”

– Unknown


“Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.”

– Shana Alexander


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“Oh my god! What’s wrong with your hair?”

– Unknown


“I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”

– Unknown


“Clients be like; I waited for you to come back from vacation.”

– Unknown


“That moment when you step out of your hair appointment.”

– Unknown


“They wouldn’t stop pulling my hair. I wouldn’t stop pulling the trigger.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“The way your face looks when you spot your first gray hair in the mirror.”

– Unknown


“My hair-tie won’t go around my hair three times. But it’s too loose when it’s only wrapped twice.”

– Unknown


“My hair every day before I go to a hairdresser.”

– Unknown


“When you ask for a trim but walk out looking like jim carrey in dumb and dumber.”

– Unknown


“It’s not me who’s trying to bribe the president into releasing more info than any other ever before. It’s my hair.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“When you thought your hair wasn’t going to come out like the girl from YouTube but it did.”

– Unknown


“Girls used to compliment my long hair until I cut it. Now guys call me handsome.”

– Unknown


“When you do your hair before a party then sweat it out afterwards.”

– Unknown


“When it’s 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other’s bangs:”

– Unknown


“My hair is a dog, your argument is invalid.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

Smile And Messy Hair Quotes


“When you cut your hair and instantly regret it.”

– Unknown


“Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter.”

– Unknown


“Waking up in the morning when you have curly hair.”

– Unknown


“When you straighten your hair but then you leave the house and it’s like; bad hair day.”

– Unknown


“I did it at home… it’s called home-bre.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“If anyone tells you your hair is too big, get rid of them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.”

– Unknown


“And lord please don’t let a bum try to touch my hair. I’m not trying to cut anybody today… amen.”

– Unknown


“Black girls… what if I told you. You could grow your own hair.”

– Unknown


“Grey hair? That’s okay, free highlights!”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“Oh so you flat iron your hair on high heat everyday? Yes please tell me more about how you have “no heat damage”.”

– Unknown


“When your hair is having a good day but you aren’t.”

– Unknown


“Girls with straight hair: I wish I had curly hair. Girls with curly hair: I wish I had straight hair. Guys: I just want hair on my head.”

– Unknown


“Leave your hair natural they said. It’s not that humid they said.”

– Unknown


Hair Quotes For Instagram
Hair Quotes For Instagram

“That face you make when someone ask is that all your hair.”

– Unknown


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