Best 100+ Famous Ferris Bueller Quotes And Sayings

Famous Ferris Bueller Quotes | Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was a very famous comedy film of America which was released in 1986. This is the story of a boy who skips his school for a day during high school with Mia Sara and Alan Ruck.

Ferris Bueller breaks the fourth wall to explain his techniques and inner thoughts throughout the film.

This movie was released by Paramount Pictures on June 11, 1986. Its budget was about 5 million dollars, and its earnings were 70 million dollars.


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“The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Rooney – I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Grace: – Well with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn’t throw anybody… It’s true.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Boy in Police Station: Drugs?

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Jeanie Bueller: Thank you, no. I’m straight.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Jeanie Bueller: Why are you here?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Boy in Police Station: Drugs.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“- Sloane Peterson: What could happen to it? It’s in a garage.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: – It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong… a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Cameron has never been in love… at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. If things don’t change for him, he’s gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Boy in Police Station: What’s your name?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Jeanie Bueller: It’s Jean, but most guys call me Shauna.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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Boy in Police Station: Okay, Jean.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: Hi. Do you speak English?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Ferris Bueller, You’re My Hero!”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Cameron Is So Uptight, If You Stuck A Lump Of Coal Up His A**, In Two Weeks, You’d Have A Diamond.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“You’re Not Dying. You Just Can’t Think Of Anything Good To Do.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“The Question Isn’t ‘What Are We Going To Do?’ The Question Is ‘What Aren’t We Going To Do?’”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“If I’m Gonna Get Busted, It Is Not Gonna Be By A Guy Like That.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“This Is The Part Where Cameron Goes Berserk.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“It’s A Little Childish And Stupid, But Then, So Is High School.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Pardon My French, But You Are An A*E!”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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Cameron Frye: – Pardon my french, but you’re an asshole!”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do’, the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: The question isn’t what are we going to do. The question is what aren’t we going to do.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: Do you have a kiss for daddy?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Sloane Peterson: Are you kidding? (they kiss and make out)”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Sloane Peterson: Are you kidding?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ed Rooney: (see’s this from a distance) hmmm, so that’s how it is in their family.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ed Rooney: Hmmm, so that’s how it is in their family.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Chez Quis Maitre ‘d: I weep for the future.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: Speak any English?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Garage Attendant: What country do you think this is?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European Socialism. I’m not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? It still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car!”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller my hero!”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: ‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it'”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: I think I see me dad.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Sloane Peterson: What are you interested in?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: Nothing.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Cameron Frye: What did I do?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Ferris Bueller: [looking back at him] You killed the car.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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“Pucker Up Buttercup”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“If you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“We’ll Drive Home Backward”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Here’s where Cameron goes berserk.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“It’s A Little Childish And Stupid, But Then, So Is High School.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“The Place Is Like A Museum” – Cameron’s House”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Your Ass Is Mine”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“What Aren’t We Going To Do?”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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“The question isn’t ‘What are we going to do?’ The question is ‘What aren’t we going to do?'”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Boy in Police Station: There’s someone you should talk to.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office—that’s worse than school.

You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


You’re still here? It’s over. Go home.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“I did have a test today. That wasn’t bull crap. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists – that still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


ferris bueller quotes On life


“You’re not dying. You just can’t think of anything good to do.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Cameron Frye: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Ferris Bueller: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


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