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The second name of life is to keep moving forward. If you stop, then it is time for you to lose. Many times it happens that many people fall behind one thing. Despite knowing that it will never come back now, it remains hopeful.

If you too have to move forward (I mean to success  ) in life, then you have to keep going. There will be many types of difficulties in your life. Like money, relocation, friends, eating, or drinking. But in the end, success is the only one who knows how to go through all of them; he or she achieves his goal.

In this article, we brought some funny quotes on moving on for you, which will help you understand the moving on.


Funny Captions On Moving On


“I demolish my bridges behind me…then there is no choice but to move forward.”

– Fridtjof Nansen


“A very wise man once told me that you can’t look back – you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.”

– Jodi Picoult


“Pain makes you stronger, fear makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser.”

– Unknown


“I will not allow myself to not feel chosen every single day. And I’ll wait till whenever that is.”

— Hannah Brown


“Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can come together.”

– Unknown


“No boyfriend, no problems.”

– Unknown


“Live for what today has to offer, not for what yesterday has taken away.”

– Unknown


“Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be.”

– Unknown


“Don’t be afraid to start over. It’s a brand new opportunity to rebuild what you truly want.”

– Unknown


“I hope you step on a Lego.”

– Unknown


“Only time can heal his heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

— Miss Piggy


“I like my relationships like I like my eggs — over easy.”

— Jared Kintz


“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”

— Francoise Sagan


“If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

— RuPaul


“Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”

– Unknown


“If you’re not moving forward, you’re falling back.”

– Sam Waterson


“Congratulations on your break up! Nobody could stand that bastard any way.”

– Unknown


“Every time I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

– Oscar Levant


Funny Quotes About Moving On After A Break Up


“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here!”

– Billy Ray Cyrus


“Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn’t.”

– Unknown


“Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”

– Unknown


“Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?”

– Unknown


“Next guy that breaks my heart is getting pepper sprayed, look now we both crying.”

– Unknown


“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”

– Gwyneth Paltrow


“Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning.”

– Thomas Edison


“Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act.”

– Pablo Picasso


“There is no other route to success.”

– Pablo Picasso


“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

– Joan Crawford


“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”

– Mae West


“There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”

Steve Martin


“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.”

– Johnny Carson


“Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.”

– Bob Udkoff


“Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

– Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show


Funny Moving On Quotes Letting Go


“The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing… and then marry him!”

– Cher


“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.”

– Richard Pryor


“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.”

– Audrey Hepburn


“In love, one and one are one.”

– Jean Paul Sartre


“A happy house is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.”

– Don Fraser


“I married a woman who loves to camp … and I am what you would call indoorsy.”

– Jim Gaffigan


“True love is singing Karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddy Mercury part.”

– Mindy Kaling


“You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.”

– Unknown


“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”

– Mae West


“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.”

– Rita Rudner


“I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.”

– Unknown


“When your ex says, “You’ll never find anyone like me again.” Tell him, “That’s the point, you idiot.”

– Unknown


“Breakup with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.”

– Unknown


“My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.”

– Unknown


“Break ups aren’t always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up.”

– Unknown


Funny Quotes About Moving On In Life


“My mother always told me to put things back where I found them…so I’m about to put this bitch in her place.”

– Unknown


“Your ex asking you to be friends after break up is like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.”

– Unknown


“I think… therefore, I’m single.”

– Lizz Winstead


“There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”

– Steve Martin


“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

– Jerry Seinfeld


“There are always a few before-Valentine’s Day breakups that allow people to cancel reservations.”

– John Imbergamo


“If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.”

– Katherine Mansfield


“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.”

– Mae West


“I would rather be a beggar and single, than a queen and married.”

– Queen Elizabeth I of England


“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.”

– Marion Smith


“Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say ‘to hell with it’ and move on.”

– Eminem


“To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.”

– Dave Barry


“Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.”

– Rich Vos


Funny Breakup Quotes For Partner


“Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn’t have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.”

– Rebecca Brooks


“You are allowed to let go of all those that do not set you free anymore.”

– Dhiman


“Keep planting and sowing, living and knowing: beautiful things take time, and that is okay.”

– Morgan Harper Nichols


“Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterward.”

– Tina Fey


“Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.”

– Woody Allen


“Through the gaps in the books, Ryan could see someone in the next aisle over, moving slowly. Someone in black. Someone whistling. Ryan recognized the tune. It was the theme music to Harry Potter.”

– Derek Landy


“My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they’re going to have a surprising experience.”

– Matthew Bourne


“It’s funny, but … you’re sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you.

– Thomas McGuane


“When we were younger, my cousins used to jump in front of cars with masks on and start dancing really funny or making funny moves and the people in the cars would start laughing.”

– Leo Santa Cruz


“Oh gosh, it’s moving! It’s so gross! Can’t you just, like, flex your butt or something?”

– Unknown


“Why, yes. Travis clenched his teeth. Why don’t I just clench my butt muscles in hopes that it will shock the spider enough to crawl back into the hellhole it came out of?”

– Rachel Van Dyken


Break Up Funny Quotes In Hindi


“मैं वापस जाने के रास्तों को तोड़ देता हु .. फिर आगे बढ़ने के अलावा कोई विकल्प नहीं रहता”

– Fridtjof Nansen


“एक बहुत बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति ने एक बार मुझसे कहा था कि आप अतीत को नहीं बदल सकते – आपको बस अपने अतीत को पीछे रखना है, और अपने भविष्य में कुछ बेहतर खोजते रहना है।”

– Jodi Picoult


दर्द आपको मजबूत बनाता है, डर आपको बहादुर बनाता है, दिल टूटना आपको समझदार बनाता है।”

– Unknown


कई बार अच्छी चीज़ भी हाथ से छूट जाती है जिससे और बेहतर चीज़ हाथ लग सके।

– Unknown


“कोई प्रेमी नहीं, कोई समस्या नहीं।”

– Unknown


आज के लिए जियो, कल जो चल गया सो चल गया।

– Unknown


“जो है उसे स्वीकार करो, जो था उसे भूल जाओ और जो होगा उस पर विश्वास रखो।”

– Unknown


“दोबारा से शुरू करने से डरो मत। यह एक नया अवसर है आपको फिर से बनाने का जो आप बनाना चाहते है।”

– Unknown


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