Read 100+ Funny And Crazy Quotes For Instagram 2021

Funny And Crazy Quotes | In this pandemic period, let’s take a break and read some crazy and funny quotes which will make you laugh.

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“The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

– Eminem

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

“It’s crazy how fast time flies and how things progress.”

– Nathan Chen

“I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.”

– Calvin Klein

“The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.”

– John McAfee

“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.”

– Charles Bukowski

“The more you embrace the weird crazy things about you, the more you find your tribe.”

– Jinkx Monsoon

“Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy… or they become legend.”

– Jim Harrison

“If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.”

– Jimmy Buffett

“I want to stay humble, but I have to talk because the other guys talk too much, and… I understand the crazy power the UFC PR machine has.”

– Khabib Nurmagomedov

“There’s no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there’s no excuse for boredom, ever.”

– Viggo Mortensen

“You can only do what you can do in this world. If you start thinking of all the white noise out there, I think you’ll go crazy.”

– Scott Eastwood

Don’t Miss These Short Crazy Quotes

“Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.”

– William Tecumseh Sherman

“My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen.”

– Mallory Jansen

“I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.”

– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.”

– Nora Ephron

“Everybody points their finger at me and says that I’m the crazy guy and this thug.”

– Nick Diaz

“My work ethic is crazy. I’m a producer, an artist, and a video director.”

– Travis Scott

“I like anime, but one of my favorite animes, and one of the most popular animes out there – Dragon Ball Z. That’s the one that I watch the most. I don’t watch all the crazy stuff like Bleach, One Piece.”

– Bryson Tiller

“I may be crazy, but that don’t make me wrong.”

– Marsha P. Johnson

“Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts.”

– Jake Gyllenhaal

“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”

– Robert Anton Wilson

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”

– Albert Einstein

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

– Unknown

Some More Interesting Quotes That Are Crazy

“My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.”

– Unknown

“I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.”

– Unknown

“Be happy, it drives people crazy.”

– Unknown

“The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world.”

– Unknown

“People say I’m crazy if they met the rest of my family they would understand.”

– Unknown

“Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.”

– Unknown

“Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.”

– Unknown

“Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.”

– Unknown

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”

– Unknown

“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.”

– Unknown

“I am not crazy.  I am just upset because my imaginary friend is mad.”

– Unknown

“Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.”

– Unknown

“I need a six months’ holiday, twice a year.”

– Unknown

“Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.”

– Unknown

“Just keep going like crazy and look back when it’s over. Otherwise you just get confused.”

– Cliff Burton

“Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they’ll turn out to be right.”

– Reed Hastings

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

“Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.”

– Sigmund Freud

“Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.”

– Jim Hightower

“You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”

– Jimi Hendrix

Funny Crazy Sayings By Famous People

“I did a crazy version of ‘Romeo and Juliet’ once, and I played Romeo.”

– Mads Mikkelsen

“The lack of carbohydrates can make you a little crazy.”

– Tom Hardy

“Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you’re crazy.”

– Taylor Swift

“No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.”

– Douglas Horton

“When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.”

– Mike Tyson

“I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.”

– Paul Walker

“It’s better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.”

– Unknown

“7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

– Unknown

“There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.”

– Unknown

“I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chopstick. She still isn’t talking to me.”

– Unknown

“Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But smoking bacon will cure it.”

– Unknown

“Family, like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions.”

– Unknown

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world…”

– Unknown

“When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people.”

– Tim Heidecker

“It’s so crazy to work with Ryan Murphy and then work in the David Fincher world with Robin Wright.”

– Cody Fern

“We can’t have, like, willy-nilly proliferation of fake news. That’s crazy. You can’t have more types of fake news than real news. That’s allowing public deception to go unchecked. That’s crazy.”

– Elon Musk

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“You can’t control all the crazy stuff that happens to you. All you can control is the way you handle it.”

– Amy Lee

“I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything… just don’t eat the whole thing.”

– Keri Russell

“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”

– Britney Spears

“I was a loner; I was never the crazy party girl.”

– Cardi B

“My curves are not crazy.”

– Henri Matisse

“One is very crazy when in love.”

– Sigmund Freud

“I’m very sane about how crazy I am.”

– Carrie Fisher

“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”

– Mitch Hedberg

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?”

– Ursula K. Le Guin

“God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.”

– Adam Sandler

“To not see black or Latina women as famous in my industry is crazy! I have to talk about it.”

– Ashley Graham

“It’s a crazy world, so sports and athletics and music can be a form of escapism.”

– Eddie Vedder

“I’ve never had any problem with crazy people. I like crazy people; I probably am a crazy person myself.”

– Errol Morris

“Its crazy: my name is Artist, and I dead can’t even paint. A Boogie wit da Hoodie.”

– Unknown

“People tracking your life and photographing you anywhere you go, that can make you crazy.”

– Tom Selleck

“If I stay in one mindset or place for too long, I get crazy.”

– Mac Miller

Interesting Sayings And Quotes On Crazy Friendship

“I hope America sees I am a goofy guy and I’m kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician as well, that I have music all around my body – I’m just exfoliating music, and I just hope America sees that.”

– Casey Abrams

“I’m so not macho. It’s crazy. My man cave is so not a man cave.”

– Dave Grohl

“I’m half-white and half-black. No-one will ever say I’m white, but all the road men think because I’m mixed race that I can’t be bad because I’m light skin. It’s crazy.”

– AJ Traceys

“There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.”

– Henry Miller

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