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“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.”

– Unknown


“When we’re young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.”

– Unknown


“The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.”

– Unknown


“Bean bags are just boneless sofas.”

– Unknown


“A day wasted on others is not wasted on one’s self.”

– Charles Dickens


“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”

– Dalai Lama XIV


Things to think about


“If any poison expires, is it become more posionous or no longer poisonous.?”

– Unknown


“In word scent, which letter is silent, S or C?”

– Unknown


“Isn’t it wierd, something sent by car called a shipment but something sent by ship called cargo.?”

– Unknown


“Why is W called “Double U” but not “Double V.”

– Unknown


“The E’s in pee/bee are silent.”

– Unknown


“Just replace W and T in “Where, What and When” and you’ll get their answers.”

– Unknown


“Have you ever imagine, the stick comes with glue bottle doesn’t sick inside bottle or tube.”

– Unknown


“The only time the word “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.”

– Unknown


“Whenever you get pain in your life, just think about the full form of pain.

P – Positive

A – Attitude

I – Negative

N – Situation.”

– Unknown


“Before you talk, listen.

And before you react, think.

Also, Before you criticize, wait.

And Before you quit, try.”

– Unknown


Funny Interesting Thoughts


“All my life I thought air was free until I bought pack of chips.”

– Unknown


“Some people just need a nice high five…….in their face.”

– Unknown


“Don’t forget, life is short.”

– Unknown


smile while you still have teeth.”

– Unknown


“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”

– Unknown


“If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.”

– Unknown


“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”

– President Merkin Muffley


“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”

– Rodney Dangerfield


“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

– Unknown


“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”

– Les Dawson


“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!”

– Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis)


“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”

– Ellen DeGeneres


Some Weird Interesting Thoughts You Must Read


“A million ants could pick you up, but you could not pick up a million ants.”

– Unknown


“A lollipop is really nothing more than a flavor enhancer for your own saliva.”

– Unknown


“Pineapple has a weird name. It neither has a pine nor has an apple.”

– Unknown


“Clapping hands is all about hitting yourself when you like something.”

– Unknown


“PASSWORD’ is to be kept a secret, but it means to be passed on to others.”

– Unknown


“X’ and ‘Y’ are used more in algebra than in English.”

– Unknown


“12:00 A.M comes before 11:00 A.M.”

– Unknown


“Giver’ is the opposite of ‘taker’; then why do the caregiver and caretaker mean the same?”

– Unknown


“You can call someone and tell them ‘you cannot call now’.”

– Unknown


Interesting Thoughts About Life In Hindi


“हमने facebook को कई घंटे दिए”

– Unknown


बदले मे facebook ने घंटा कुछ नहीं दिया।”

– Unknown


“जल्दी का काम शैतान का होता है”

– Unknown


“इसलिए हम सोते भी आराम से और उठते भी आराम से है।”

– Unknown


“एक अच्छी शादी यानी अंधी दुल्हन और बहरा पति”

– Unknown


“पत्नी अर्धांगिनी होती है, इसलिए उसे आधी जानकारी ही दें, जीवन के आधे कष्ट कम हो जायेंगे !!!”

– Unknown


“जरूरी नहीं कि कुत्ता ही वफादार निकले… वक़्त आने पर आपका वफादार भी कुत्ता निकल सकता है !!!”

– Unknown


“शुक्र हे Whatsapp हिंदी में नहीं है …… वरना Last Seen . … . “अंतिम दर्शन” कहलाता !!”

– Unknown


“कुछ लोगो की सेल्फी देखकर लगता हैं कि उनके फोन में फ्रंट कैमरे की जगह पिस्तौल होनी चाहिए थी ।”

– Unknown


“शेर दिन में 20 घंटे सोता है। अगर मेहनत सफलता की कुंजी होती तो गधे जंगल के राजा होते।”

– Unknown


“मैं शर्त लगाता हूं कि मैं जुआ खेलना छोड़ दूंगा।”

– Unknown


Interesting Thoughts About Life In Marathi


“80% मुलांकडे गर्लफ्रेंड आहेत आणि…… उरलेल्या 20% मुलांकडे बुद्धि ….”

– Unknown


“आता फूलचं गुलाबाचं आवडलय म्हटल्यावर काटे तर टोचनारच ना…”

– Unknown


“इथे फक्त पैशाला किंमत आहे माणसांना नाही…”

– Unknown


“डाल भात लोनचा कोन नाय कोनचा…”

– Unknown


“तुला न विसरायला तू काय हिरोईन नाही… जगलो तर आईचा आणि मेलो तर साईंचा…”

– Unknown


“सर्वच प्रश्न सोडवून सूटत नाहीत; काही सोडून दिले की आपोआप सुटतात.”

– Unknown


“मला माझे “पाप” धुवायचे आहेत, कोणता “साबण” चांगला आहे.”

– Unknown


“मी “Girlfriend” ह्याच्यासाठी बनवतो कि, मी कधी “डायन” नाही बघितली.”

– Unknown


“सर्दी मध्ये एक तर फायदा आहे, “गरम” नाही होत.”

– Unknown


“तिला “पटायचं” सुद्धा नाहीये आणि, दिवसभर फोन वरून हटायचं सुद्धा नाहीये.”

– Unknown


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