Famous Step Brothers Quotes | Step Brothers is a comedy film. This American comedy film was released in 2008 and directed by Adam McKay.
This is a story of Brennan (Ferrell) and Dale (Reilly), two grown men who are forced to live together as brothers after their single parents, with whom they still live, marry each other.
Read and share some famous sayings and quote from the film, Step Brothers.
step brothers quotes
“I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
– Dale Doback
“I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.”
– Dale Doback
“Gotta have my boats and hoes!”
– Dale Doback
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
– Dale Doback
“You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.”
– Derek
“Did we just become best friends?”
– Brennan Huff
“Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”
– Brennan Huff
“You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.”
– Brennan Huff
“I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.”
– Derek
Famous step brothers quotes
“This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
– Step Brothers
“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
– Step Brothers
“I’m f$cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
– Step Brothers
“Dad, what are you going? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”
– Step Brothers
“That’s so funny; the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
– Step Brothers
“You should have never let us make bunk beds! It was a terrible idea! There’s blood everywhere! Dad, Nancy, it’s so bad. There’s blood everywhere. Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why’d you let us do that? It’s so bad!”
– Step Brothers
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
– Step Brothers
“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f3ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”
– Step Brothers
“Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. F$ck you.”
– Step Brothers
“Get your shit, we’re going to my room.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale: “Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan: “It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale: “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan: “You have to call me Nighthawk.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan: “Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?”
– Step Brothers
“Dale: “Yup.”
– Step Brothers
“Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.”
— Nancy
Some more step brothers quotes
“When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short, and I roamed the backyard. I chased the neighborhood cats; I growled, and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day, my dad said, ‘Bobby, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,’ and I said, ‘OK, Pop.’ But he didn’t really say that. He said, ‘Stop being a f#cking dinosaur and get a job.’”
– Step Brothers
“Nancy Huff: You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin’ that s**t up every day.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Haha,That’s so funny the last time I heard that, I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that shit every day.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. F^ck you.”
– Step Brothers
“Dr. Robert Doback: Anything else?”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: No, bon voyage! Have a great time!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: It was the Asbestos in the house, that’s what did it!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: you and your mom are hill-billy’s. This is a house of learning doctors.”
– Step Brothers
“Huff: you’re not a doctor. you’re a big fat curly headed f&ck.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly-headed f*ck.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: I am warning you, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.”
– Step Brothers
famous funny step brothers quotes
“Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
– Step Brothers
“Derek: What?”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt-hole.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Snap!!!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: OK on the count of three name your favourite dinosaur, don’t even think about it just do it. 1, 2, 3”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Philosoraptor”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Philosoraptor”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Favourite non-p*rnographic magazine to m*sturb*te to.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Good Housekeeping”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: If you were a chick who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: John Stamos”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: John Stamos”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Dad please shut up”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: PLEASE SHUT UP!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: I’m gonna fill, a pillow case, full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: You don’t say that!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: You keep your liver spotted hands off of my beautiful mother! She’s a saint!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Dad, it’s Shark Week!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: oh ya? oh ya? well you’r a curly headed f$ck!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: You’re not a doctor… you’re a big, fat, curly-headed f%ck!”
– Step Brothers
“Derek: Or Randy here is going to eat your dick…”
– Step Brothers
“Randy: Like Kobayashi!”
– Step Brothers
“9-year-old Brennan: You did it Derek!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: i gotta belly full of white dog crap”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: Did you rub your balls on my drums.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: No, I was watching cops.”
– Step Brothers
Step Brothers Quotes And One Liners
“Dale Doback: I know for a fact that cops doesn’t come on till 4:00.”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: It’s just like cold case files, it’s just like cold case files.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s always good for shoulder pain. If you lick my butthole.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face, cos I’ll drop that motherf%cker.”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: I’m not gonna call him dad not even if their’s a fire”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: This house is a f%cking prison!”
– Step Brothers
“Dale Doback: On planet bull shit!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!”
– Step Brothers
“Brennan, Denise called and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.”
— Nancy
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– Step Brothers
“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
– Dale
“Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”
— Brennan
“Why are you so sweaty?”
— Dale
“I was watching cops.”
— Brennan
“That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
— Dale
“Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?”
— Brennan
“I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”
– Brennan
“So many activities!”
– Brennan
some more famous Step Brothers Quotes
“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
– Dale
“What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?”
– Brennan
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