120+ Funny SpongeBob Quotes And Inspiring Lines Make You Smile

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SpongeBob Quotes | SpongeBob SquarePants’ is a very popular animated funny television series.

The series was very popular among the children in era of the ’90s. So if you are a ’90s kid, this is going to be a very joyful reading the quotes and sayings.


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“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

– Plankton


“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.”

– Mr. Krabs


“Wake me up when I care.”

– Squidward


“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”

– Squidward


“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

– Patrick


“I’m ready, I’m ready.”

SpongeBob


“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”

– Squidward


“Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.”

– Patrick


“I can’t see my forehead!”

– Unknown


“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”

– Unknown


“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

– Spongebob


“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”

– Sandy Cheeks


“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.”

– Spongebob


“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

– Patrick Star


“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

– Spongebob


“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)”

– Patrick Star


“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”

– Spongebob


“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

– Patrick Star


“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.”

– Spongebob


“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.”

– Mr. Krabs


“Hahaha! It’s a giraffe!”

– Patrick Starr


SpongeBob SquarePants quotes


“I know of a place where you never get harmed, a magical place with magical charms—indoors, indoors.”

– SpongeBob SquarePants


“Three hours later”

– Narrator


“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.”

– New Narrator


“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.”

– Mr. Krabs


“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.”

– SpongeBob SquarePants


“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”

– SpongeBob SquarePants


“This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness.”

– SpongeBob SquarePants


“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”

– SpongeBob


“A five letter word for happiness…money.”

– Mr. Krabs


“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”

– Spongebob


“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.”

– Patrick Star


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“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”

– Spongebob


“See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

– Pearl Krabs


“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.”

– Patrick


“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”

– Spongebob


“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”

– Squidward


“If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!”

– Lord Royal Highness


“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”

– SpongeBob


funniest spongeBob quotes


“His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!”

– Plankton


“It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!”

– Plankton


“A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.”

– SpongeBob


“Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!”

– Plankton


“That’s a big boot.”

– Patrick Star


“It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!”

– Krabs


“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”

– Patrick Star


“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.”

– Patrick Star


“The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!”

– SpongeBob


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“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

– Mr. Krabs


“A five letter word for happiness…money.”

– Mr. Krabs


“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”

– Patrick


“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”

– SpongeBob


“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.”

– Patrick Star


“With imagination, you can be anything you want.”

– Spongebob


“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.”

– Patrick Star


“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”

– Spongebob


“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

– Spongebob


“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

– Patrick Star


“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”

– Sandy Cheeks


“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”

– Spongebob


“Moss always points to civilization.”

– SpongeBob


“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!”

– Patrick Star


“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

– Spongebob


“Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”

– Patrick


“Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.”

– Spongebob


“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.”

– Plankton


“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”

– Spongebob


“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!”

– Squidward


“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”

– SpongeBob


spongeBob quotes about happiness


“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.”

– Patrick Star


“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!”

– Plankton


“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”

– Spongebob


“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.”

– Squidward


“With imagination, you can be anything you want.”

– Spongebob


“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.”

– SpongeBob


“I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

– SpongeBob


“F is for friends who do stuff together!”

– SpongeBob


“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”

– SpongeBob


“Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.”

– SpongeBob


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