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“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.”
– Unknown
“When we’re young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.”
– Unknown
“The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.”
– Unknown
“Bean bags are just boneless sofas.”
– Unknown
“A day wasted on others is not wasted on one’s self.”
– Charles Dickens
“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
– Dalai Lama XIV
Things to think about
“If any poison expires, is it become more posionous or no longer poisonous.?”
– Unknown
“In word scent, which letter is silent, S or C?”
– Unknown
“Isn’t it wierd, something sent by car called a shipment but something sent by ship called cargo.?”
– Unknown
“Why is W called “Double U” but not “Double V.”
– Unknown
“The E’s in pee/bee are silent.”
– Unknown
“Just replace W and T in “Where, What and When” and you’ll get their answers.”
– Unknown
“Have you ever imagine, the stick comes with glue bottle doesn’t sick inside bottle or tube.”
– Unknown
“The only time the word “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.”
– Unknown
“Whenever you get pain in your life, just think about the full form of pain.
P – Positive
A – Attitude
I – Negative
N – Situation.”
– Unknown
“Before you talk, listen.
And before you react, think.
Also, Before you criticize, wait.
And Before you quit, try.”
– Unknown
Funny Interesting Thoughts
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought pack of chips.”
– Unknown
“Some people just need a nice high five…….in their face.”
– Unknown
“Don’t forget, life is short.”
– Unknown
smile while you still have teeth.”
– Unknown
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”
– Unknown
“If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.”
– Unknown
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”
– President Merkin Muffley
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
– Unknown
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
– Les Dawson
“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!”
– Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis)
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
Some Weird Interesting Thoughts You Must Read
“A million ants could pick you up, but you could not pick up a million ants.”
– Unknown
“A lollipop is really nothing more than a flavor enhancer for your own saliva.”
– Unknown
“Pineapple has a weird name. It neither has a pine nor has an apple.”
– Unknown
“Clapping hands is all about hitting yourself when you like something.”
– Unknown
“PASSWORD’ is to be kept a secret, but it means to be passed on to others.”
– Unknown
“X’ and ‘Y’ are used more in algebra than in English.”
– Unknown
“12:00 A.M comes before 11:00 A.M.”
– Unknown
“Giver’ is the opposite of ‘taker’; then why do the caregiver and caretaker mean the same?”
– Unknown
“You can call someone and tell them ‘you cannot call now’.”
– Unknown
Interesting Thoughts About Life In Hindi
“हमने facebook को कई घंटे दिए”
– Unknown
बदले मे facebook ने घंटा कुछ नहीं दिया।”
– Unknown
“जल्दी का काम शैतान का होता है”
– Unknown
“इसलिए हम सोते भी आराम से और उठते भी आराम से है।”
– Unknown
“एक अच्छी शादी यानी अंधी दुल्हन और बहरा पति”
– Unknown
“पत्नी अर्धांगिनी होती है, इसलिए उसे आधी जानकारी ही दें, जीवन के आधे कष्ट कम हो जायेंगे !!!”
– Unknown
“जरूरी नहीं कि कुत्ता ही वफादार निकले… वक़्त आने पर आपका वफादार भी कुत्ता निकल सकता है !!!”
– Unknown
“शुक्र हे Whatsapp हिंदी में नहीं है …… वरना Last Seen . … . “अंतिम दर्शन” कहलाता !!”
– Unknown
“कुछ लोगो की सेल्फी देखकर लगता हैं कि उनके फोन में फ्रंट कैमरे की जगह पिस्तौल होनी चाहिए थी ।”
– Unknown
“शेर दिन में 20 घंटे सोता है। अगर मेहनत सफलता की कुंजी होती तो गधे जंगल के राजा होते।”
– Unknown
“मैं शर्त लगाता हूं कि मैं जुआ खेलना छोड़ दूंगा।”
– Unknown
Interesting Thoughts About Life In Marathi
“80% मुलांकडे गर्लफ्रेंड आहेत आणि…… उरलेल्या 20% मुलांकडे बुद्धि ….”
– Unknown
“आता फूलचं गुलाबाचं आवडलय म्हटल्यावर काटे तर टोचनारच ना…”
– Unknown
“इथे फक्त पैशाला किंमत आहे माणसांना नाही…”
– Unknown
“डाल भात लोनचा कोन नाय कोनचा…”
– Unknown
“तुला न विसरायला तू काय हिरोईन नाही… जगलो तर आईचा आणि मेलो तर साईंचा…”
– Unknown
“सर्वच प्रश्न सोडवून सूटत नाहीत; काही सोडून दिले की आपोआप सुटतात.”
– Unknown
“मला माझे “पाप” धुवायचे आहेत, कोणता “साबण” चांगला आहे.”
– Unknown
“मी “Girlfriend” ह्याच्यासाठी बनवतो कि, मी कधी “डायन” नाही बघितली.”
– Unknown
“सर्दी मध्ये एक तर फायदा आहे, “गरम” नाही होत.”
– Unknown
“तिला “पटायचं” सुद्धा नाहीये आणि, दिवसभर फोन वरून हटायचं सुद्धा नाहीये.”
– Unknown
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