100+ Funny Taco Quotes To Make You Smile

In this article, you will read some cute, short and funny Taco quotes that will make you laugh

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Funny Taco Quotes

Tacos are a tasty and popular dish that originated in Mexico. Although it is a simple dish but many people like it and many types of dishes are made from it.

Taco is usually a wheat-based or corn-based tortilla inside which many things are added like meat, fish, vegetables, cheese, and beans and some spices.

There are many different types of tacos, each with its own unique flavor and texture. Here are some of the most popular types:

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Taco Quotes Facts

Tacos come in many different types such as:

  • Carne Asada Tacos: These tacos are made with thin slices of grilled and marinated steak and are served with chopped onions, cilantro and lime.
  • Fish Tacos: These tacos are made with battered or grilled fish, usually cod or tilapia, and are topped with a tangy slaw and a creamy sauce.
  • Vegetarian Tacos: If you do not eat non-vegetarian, then there is nothing to worry because tacos can be made vegetarian too, like roasted peppers, grilled zucchini and often topped with avocado and salsa.
  • Breakfast Tacos: These tacos are typically filled with scrambled eggs, bacon, and cheese and are a popular breakfast food in many parts of the world.

Funny Taco Quotes


“It’s okay if you fall apart sometimes, tacos fall apart and we still love them.”

– Unknown


“You had me at tacos.”

– Unknown


“Tacos are my therapy.”

– Unknown


“Tacos are the answer. It doesn’t matter what the question is.”

– Unknown


“All you need is love and tacos.”

– Unknown


“Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.”

– Unknown


“As for me and my house, we will serve tacos.”

– Unknown


“Tacos are like a hug in a tortilla.”

– Unknown


“I wish I was full of tacos instead of emotions.”

– Unknown


“We say this to ourselves most days by noon.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Ways to My Heart: Buy Me Tacos, Make Me Tacos, Be Tacos.”

– Unknown


“We really think it is the recipe to the perfect relationship.”

– Unknown


“Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Today, I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.”

– Unknown


“Talk about inspiring others to reach for the stars.”

– Unknown


“If we date, we’re not going wine tasting, we’re going taco tasting.”

– Unknown


“We would love to go on that rendezvous.”

– Unknown


“Abs are super awesome, but have you tried tacos?”

– Unknown


“Ain’t no party like a taco party!”

– Unknown


“Blessed are those who can eat through a whole taco without making a mess.”

– Unknown


“Dreams come true in between crispy corn shells.”

– Unknown


“Every now and then, we fall apart. Really, we’re all just tortilla shells in this taco-like life.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Feed me tacos, bitchachos!”

– Unknown


“Finding motivation in a tortilla wrapper.”

– Unknown


“Forget skinny; I’d rather eat tacos!”

– Unknown


“How to turn me on with a single word? Tacos.”

– Unknown


“I work hard to support my taco addiction.”

– Unknown


“I’m in dire need of Tantalum, Cobalt, and Sulfur; or in short – TaCoS!”

– Unknown


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“Just smash the shell and you get nachos!”

– Unknown


“Kiss me and buy me tacos.”

– Unknown


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“Know that I’m in a comfortable place. Maybe not emotionally, but I’m standing next to a taco stall.”

– Unknown


“Life is a lot like tacos. Well, maybe not, but I’m really hungry right now.”

– Unknown


“Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“My brain is screaming “gym,” but my heart is whispering “tacos.”

– Unknown


“My hands are all set and ready to make a mess!”

– Unknown


“Nothing like tacos with a side of tacos!”

– Unknown


“I can’t make everyone happy. i’m not a taco.”

– Unknown


“Stressed, blessed, and taco-obsessed.”

– Unknown


“What’s happenin’, hot sauce?”

– Unknown


“Party like a guac star.”

– Unknown


“Tacos, margaritas, siesta, repeat.”

– Unknown


“I may look like i’m paying attention, but i’m really just thinking about tacos.”

– Unknown


“In case of taco emergency, call 9 Juan Juan.”

– Unknown


“Taco walk on the wild side.”

– Unknown


“Will work for tacos.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Swimsuit season is just around the corner, but so is the taco truck.”

– Unknown


“Wanna see a magic trick? i can make these tacos disappear.”

– Unknown


“How many tacos is too many? asking for a friend.”

– Unknown


“Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.”

– Jimmy Fallon


“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”

Heather Brewer


“Everything goes better with tacos.”

– Rachel Caine


“When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb.”

– Jonathan Gold


“I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.”

– Ken Baumann


“Don’t judge your taco by its price.”

– Hunter S. Thompson


“I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos.”

– Ken Baumann


“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”

– Heather Brewer


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Taco Quotes Images

Taco Quotes And Sayings


“If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs… In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.”

– George Lopez


“Someone recently played me ‘Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell’… That should be my theme song.”

– Unknown


“Relationships come and go. But tacos are forever.”

– Unknown


“I want to be…where the tacos are.”

– Unknown


“Tacos before bros…unless bro has tacos.”

– Unknown


“I enjoy romantic walks to the taco truck.”

– Unknown


“Body type: works out but definitely says yes to tacos.”

– Unknown


“Nothing haunts us like the tacos we didn’t eat.”

– Unknown


“Looks aren’t everything. It’s what inside the taco that counts.”

– Unknown


“Come, let us enjoy a taco and talk about happy things.”

– Unknown


“I got my mind on my tacos and my tacos on my mind.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Man, those were some good tacos!”

– Unknown


“Save the earth. It’s the only planet with tacos.”

– Unknown


“My Disney princess name is Taco Belle.”

– Unknown


“And on Tuesday, God created tacos.”

– Unknown


“Keep calm. It’s Taco Tuesday.”

– Unknown


“Taco day is everyday.”

– Unknown


“My favorite day is taco tuesday.”

– Unknown


“Absolutely spec-taco-lar!”

– Unknown


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“Have a fantast-taco birthday.”

– Unknown


“Fantastaco.”

– Unknown


“Shaking my maracas because my tacos are here!”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Somewhere out there, there’s a taco thinking about me too.”

– Unknown


“Taco Tuesday? More like taco every day!”

– Unknown


“Tacos, because it’s Tuesday somewhere.”

– Unknown


“TGITT: Thank Goodness It’s Taco Tuesday!”

– Unknown


“The tacos are calling; I must go!”

– Unknown


“This is why I love Tuesdays.”

– Unknown


“Wake up, work hard, eat tacos.”

– Unknown


“Who’s the best Disney princess? It’s gotta be Taco Belle!”

– Unknown


“You had me at “let’s go get some tacos!”

– Unknown


“You might think I’m not paying attention, but really, I’m just thinking about tacos.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

Short Taco Quotes


“7 days without tacos makes one weak.”

– Unknown


“Pretty in pastor.”

– Unknown


“Make salsa, not war.”

– Unknown


“Craving carnitas.”

– Unknown


“Pork belly in my belly.”

– Unknown


“I wish i was full of tacos instead of emotions.”

– Unknown


“Why go wine tasting when you can go taco tasting?”

– Unknown


“tacos are the best idea you’ve had all day.”

– Unknown


“When the going gets tough, the tough get tacos.”

– Unknown


“let’s day drink and eat tacos”

– Unknown


“Hot sauce is like ketchup after it’s all grown up.”

– Unknown


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Taco Quotes Images

“Its Tuesday i’m in love.”

– Unknown


“My favorite game is tic-taco-toe!”

– Unknown


“Party like a guac-star!”

– Unknown


“Por flavor!”

– Unknown


“Seven days without Mexican food makes one weak.”

– Unknown


“Sit down; we need to taco ‘bout tacos.”

– Unknown


“Taco dirty to me.”

– Unknown


“Taco-riffic!”

– Unknown


“This is spec-taco-lar!”

– Unknown


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“Today is the day I confess my fillings.”

– Unknown


“Wanna taco ‘bout Jesus? Lettuce pray.”

– Unknown

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Taco Quotes Images

“What’s up, hot sauce?”

– Unknown


“You guac my world!”

– Unknown


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